The dirty delta, ya'll need to experience it. Today I saw a deer run within feet of my car and slam into the car going to opposite way. Then, (WHILE THE DEER WAS STILL ALIVE) the man got out of his car and dragged it across the road kicking it (and yelling).
"Your stupid mother f*cking deer I JUST GOT MY TRUCK FIXED. F*ck this."
Meanwhile, I am just sitting in my baby Subaru (pretty sure the ONLY one in Arkansas -- all my kids make fun of it relentlessly). So, that's my life.